Famous "GUIDOS"
Although they claim to be of different ancentry than the Staten Island "Guido", these celebs are not fooling us! Nor are they fooling the ever watchful, stereotyping Belmar resident if they strolled through their town. The trendy v-neck tee shirts, tan skin, and gelled hair are an obvious give away that they must be from Staten Island.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre: Professional Prostitute
Although it has been widely reported that Ms. Dupree slept with Governor Spitzer as a paid prostitute and happens to be from Belmar, NJ, she looks Italian (Guess what! Not Italian) and slept with the New York governor. This is enough evidence for the ever watchful, stereotyping Belmar resident to group her exactly where she belongs... With the rest of those "Guidos" from Staten Island. Just maybe some of those "guidos" are from just around the corner...
David Beckham: Professional Soccer Player
Even though he hails from England, if David decided to stroll down a Belmar street decked out in this tight and trendy v-neck tee and distressed jeans he wouldn't be fooling anyone. Add this observation with the fact that David has a huge endorsement deal with Italian fashion designer Armani and we have the king of the "Staten Island Guidos." A "Guido" all "Guidos" can strive to become.
The Beach Boys: Professional Beach Bum "Guidos"
From the moment these four musicians stepped into the limelight in the sixties, we all knew something was up with them. Now, thanks to Mayor Pringle we can nail it right on the head. With their overly tanned skin they must be "Guidos" because only Staten Islanders overly tan..
Clay Aiken: American Idol "Guido"
You can spike a Clydesdale's mane with the amount of gel in this "guidos" head. Too bad it took another overly tanned "guido", Ruben Stouddard, to beat him for the American Idol Title.... And don't even get me started on Ryan Seacrest!
George Hamilton: Ancient "Guido" Actor
We all know George has a Belmar Beach Badge... He must tan at least 12 days a week with his fellow Staten Island "guidos" on 12th Ave! Some have described his perpetual tan as chestnut colored. I'm guessing this is the pigment equivalent to that of a coconut.
(Note: Not all Belmar residents are as naive and ignorant to stereotype all Staten islanders and Italians in this way. In no way was this page designed to attack their intelligence. There are ignorant people on both sides. As evident by the message board on this site.)
Comments
haha all youve got is a
haha all youve got is a prostitue and the beahc boys??? hahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahhahh
im sorry, this is too much. please stop disgracing your families
Salt water poisons the
Salt water poisons the brains of those Jersey shore idiots
what would New Jerky do
what would New Jerky do without New York
what would New Jerky do
Staten Island < Anywhere Else on the Planet
We would have better summers
We would have better summers without new jokers!
good for the mayor.. just
good for the mayor..
just because someone is italian does not make them a guido..
Im with the mayor on this.. Go Him for saying something!
keep it comin!!! this
keep it comin!!! this section is great!!!
belmars' mayor is an immature jerk..nice political view..ass
i think that its quite ridiculous that a man who is suppose to be a leader has the oddesity to sit here and bash on other peoples hometowns..i was originally born in brooklyn but now have been living in staten island for 10 years..i dont consider myself an "islander", but i am fully offended by what this man had to say about staten island people.personally i am 100% italian and i dont start every sentence with YO and end it with the F word.its kind of funny as to how stupid this man really is, because if he actually opened his eyes he would see that without staten island people, and new yorkers in general,belmar would be a complete ghost town.it would be a tiny lil speck in the huge piece of doo doo they call new jersey.anywhere you go in this entire country of america, you're going to find guidos every where!!!! so apparently this mayor has been sleeping on the world and has no idea what goes on outside of his small nothing town of belmar new jersey.do the people of belmar really think that this man is a good leader and can help their hometown in anyway?!?!?! sorry townies of belmar...but ur lil town is goin to go straight downhill.....enjoy the ride!!!hahaha
this page is great!
this page is great!
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